if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
Randomize
