Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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