Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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