i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
