walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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