redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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