I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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