That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
No subtext here. People are naked.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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