I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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