okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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