I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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