we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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