I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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