I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Randomize
