Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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