Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Randomize
