there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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