Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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