I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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