Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
should my penis look like a turkey
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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