Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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