Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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