Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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