It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
Randomize
