That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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