Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Life is so much better after having sex.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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