I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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