We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Randomize
