That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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