Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
COCAINE IS GR8
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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