I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
just found out that she named her cat after me.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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