I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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