physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
