im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
That was before I lit my hair on fire
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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