Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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