She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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