Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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