p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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