Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
What did we do last night that was yellow?
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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