You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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