i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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