i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
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