Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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