My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
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