I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
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