Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
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