We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I want her autograph on my taint
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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