i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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