I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
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