I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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